Sunday, January 31, 2010

Cultural and Political Statements on Trucks

On the way to work this morning in Raleigh, NC, this new, sparkling, beefy, gas-guzzling truck was in front of me on the beltline. The bumper sticker on the right declares, "Don't be a girly man. Vote Republican."

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In contrast, in my old neighborhood in Takoma Park, MD, you mostly saw Democratic-oriented bumper stickers, such as on the dirty, beat-up Chevy truck below. The messages on this car included: "I love my country, but fear my government"; "The last time we mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the stake"; "Go ahead and take my civil liberties. I wasn't using them anyway"; and "the best way to predict the future is to help create it."

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My guess is that the owners of these two vehicles are both men and both are cultural archetypes.

Lost In Space

Lost In Space was my favorite show as a kid in 1965 and later years, mainly because our local NBC affiliate blocked Star Trek (1966-1969) for the first 18 months of its three-year run. An overly emotional robot was the biggest star of this show--so when I was eight years old, running around on the playground with my arms flapping, and yelling"Danger! Danger! That does not compute!" like a bubble-headed booby, that was considered quite normal at the time.

Back to reality. In investigating the Lost in Space Chariot some 40+ years after the show was canceled, I came across a couple of unexpected and interesting connections. These include genuine outer space adventures, as well as a business partnership with a celebrated automotive legend.

But first, I'd like to spend a little more time talking about this campy, Saturday Morning-mentality show. The first season of Lost In Space was actually serious, dark, expensive to produce (including the then-most-expensive pilot episode ever made), and shown in black-and-white. Between Dr. Smith trying to murder everybody just to get a trip back to Earth, plus the group dealing with the normal pitfalls of intergalactic space travel, the Robinson family spent as much of their time trying to survive as they did exploring alien worlds.

Chariot 2The second and third seasons were in color and were too badly produced to even be called comedic. One particular episode, "The Great Vegetable Rebellion," may be the worst hour of network television ever presented. Even the cast had trouble keeping a straight face while filming this horribly-conceived adventure--two giggling cast members were cut out of the next two episodes for delaying production. That episode's writers later said that they had "simply run out of ideas" for the show.

"The Chariot" was a real, full-sized, fully operational vehicle, both in real-life and in the 1960s' fictional future. It was used to transport the Robinson family, pilot Don West, the robot, and the conniving Dr. Smith to virtually anywhere on whatever planet they would happen to be crash-landed on that week.

The Chariot was filmed on both the studio soundstage and at remote outdoor locations, which gave the show one of its few points of technical credibility. We never saw how the Robinsons stored the vehicle; I always assumed it folded neatly into the belly of the Jupiter II.

Chariot 6This futuristic "Family Truckster" began life as a Thiocol Snowcat Spryte, powered by a Ford 170-cubic-inch inline-6 with 101 horsepower. It had a 4-speed automatic transmission, plus reverse. I hope there were some alien gas stations along their way, as the stock vehicle got 4-8 miles per gallon and came with a 15-gallon fuel tank. That's a 120-mile range at best.

Weighing in at 3,200 pounds, the Spryte could carry another 1,000 pounds of personnel, cargo, laser guns, and model B-9 robots. The track is a 4-ply rubber-covered nylon belting with tubular steel grousers. I hope the Robinsons had a few spare grousers around when they needed one.

The Chariot's factory running gear was kept intact, but all of the bodywork was designed to look like what a space family of the future would drive in 1997, when the show takes (... uh, took?) place. A bulbous plexiglas enclosure, climate control, a safari rack, extra seats, superfluous blinking lights, spinning antennae, and a roof-mounted glass bubble were fitted, as well as a never-seen platform for the cybernetic robot to perch on. Though the group always fit inside the vehicle, sometimes I thought Dr. Smith would have best been placed under the Chariot. "Oh, the pain... the pain."

Chariot AmpIn the series, the Chariot was amphibious, just like theSwamp Spryte version of this tracked vehicle, shown at right. It would cruise along at 4½ mph on water, and up to 35 mph on dry land.

However, the Robinsons' craft was probably not built on this platform. On the show, the Hollywood magic of models and water tanks allowed the family to survive a gigantic whirlpool, scorching and freezing temperatures, and a rock-throwing colossal cyclops while en route to various destinations in the Chariot.

So, if you were a producer, what would you do with a vehicle like this after the show was cancelled in 1968? Well, luckily, the Chariot was still useful for ground snow hauling and transportation. The producers sold the Chariot to a Big Bear, Calif., ski facility, which stripped the Chariot of its futuristic trappings and returned it to its original purpose.

Chariot 3The Chariot actually did have an association with genuine outer space adventures. The Chariot's manufacturer, Thiokol, later became Morton-Thiokol and in 1974 was granted contract to build the reusable solid rocket boosters (SRBs) for the space shuttles.

Thiocol also built the airbags used by the Mars Pathfinder to land on the red planet, as well as other propulsion devices, including ejector seats.

That's a pretty exotic space lineage, both real and fictional, for a snow-cat manufacturer, but the story doesn't end there--Thiokol's sci-fi ties morphed into an automotive association and, by extension, another popular science fiction franchise.

DMCIn 1978, former General Motors executive John DeLorean (yes, the guy that brought us the Pontiac GTO) purchased the Thiokol Snowcat operation and renamed it DMC (DeLorean Motor Company). He later built the stainless steel, gull-winged DMC-12 sports car in 1981 and 1982, which was famously featured in theBack to the Future movies, though the stock versions never offered a flux capacitor option or Mr. Fusionpower. The company continued to make DMC snow catsuntil 1988, and then the company was renamed LMC(Logan Machine Company), which continued building snow cats until it went out of business in 2000.

The last known owner of the Chariot is Chris Tietz, of San Fernando Valley, Calif. In the mid-1970s, Chris was skiing at Big Bear and noticed a vehicle remarkably similar to the one from Lost In Space--of course, it turned out to be one and the same. When that skiing operation shortly thereafter went out of business, he bought the retired TV icon for restoration. But that's where the trail runs cold. I'd love to know where the vehicle is today.

DSC_1385The Chariot provided a realistic prop on an otherwise unrealistic show. It has been said that Star Trek was science fiction, while Lost In Space was science fantasy. Too bad the more serious stories in the first season ofLIS had not been continued into the rest of the series. We geeks might have built as many Jupiter II models as we did NCC-1701 replicas.

In the "For What It's Worth" department, a young"Johnny" Williams provided the music for Lost In Space, including the action music for the Chariot. He went on to write movie themes for JAWS, Star Wars, Superman, ET, the Raiders Of The Lost Ark series, and many other mega TV and movie hits.

Oh, and here's some unaired, rare color footage of the Chariot!

--That Car Guy (Chuck)

The first Chariot image (reversed) is from cloudster.com. The second is from iann.net. The Thiocol Snowcat Spryte photo is from chameleonic.com. Thiocol's amphibious Swamp Spryte image is from Wikipedia. The shuttle image is from learning-to-fly.com. The DMC-12 image is from modernracer.com. Yours truly accepts the blame for the last picture. Special thanks to Marta Kristen and Mark Goddard for taking the time to talk with me and let me take their picture in 1978.

Top Ten Taco Trucks in Houston

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Photo by Robb Walsh
The taco truck is a revered and venerable institution in Houston, enjoyed by day laborers and lawyers alike. Whether grabbing breakfast tacos in the morning, a quick lunch while you stand in the shade of the truck or enjoying a weekend picnic-style lunch outside a farmers' market with tacos in one hand and a glass bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola in the other, taco trucks offer the kind of delicious, cheap and egalitarian meal that everyone can enjoy.

But with hundreds of taco trucks across the city, how do you weed out the good from the bad? Look no further: Houston's Top Ten Taco Trucks.

Robb Walsh, longtime connoisseur of taco trucks, has created this handy guide to the ten best taco trucks in Houston. Let it be your guide and jumping off point for exploring the city's vast network of mobile Mexican (and Cuban and Honduran and Venezuelan and Salvadoran...) cuisine. And if we missed your favorite, let us know in the comments section below.

Dodge Pickup Trucks suffer Steering Problems

That would be taken seriously, defective steering good lead to big accidents. But, still i don't believe all of there models are like this, they have good record after all.

Gay Cars and Trucks

The American Family Association announced this week that it plans to boycott one of the country's top gay automakers. Ford recently announced plans to rollout five new gay automobiles, hoping to grab a piece of the market share currently owned by the Toyota Prius, the nation's unofficial top gay car.

A pro-family group plans to ban more gay products, including the Segway scooter, KitchenAid mixers, and the ubiquitous 'biPod'

By Deanna Swift

FordDETROIT, MI—The American Family Association (AFA) announced this week that it plans to boycott one of the country's top gay automakers: the Ford Motor Company. In a statement released to the press, the pro-family AFA criticized Ford for supporting gay marriage and giving millions to gay causes, and panned the carmaker's new line of gay and lesbian cars and trucks.

SegwayThis is just the most recent in a long line of boycotts launched by the conservative action group against companies perceived as too gay, too dirty or too satanic. Earlier this year the AFA announced that it wasending its campaign against Procter and Gamble after that company agreed to end its long-standing support for the Church of Satan.

More gay boycotts on the horizon?
Regardless of whether the AFA is able to pressure consumers not to buy or drive gay cars and trucks, observers say that the group's latest boycott is not likely to be its last. The pro-family group is also said to be contemplating campaigns against several other American manufacturer that make and market gay products. One likely candidate: the Segway, a two-wheeled, self-balancing, scooter recently voted top electric transportation device by gays.

KitchenaidNo mixing please
The AFA is also said to be exploring a possible boycott of several product lines manufactured and distributed by KitchenAid. On the chopping block: several of the company's Tilt-Head Stand Mixers, available in shades of pink, metallic, and fire-engine red, and believed to be very popular among gay men between the ages of 32-48, especially those who live in large urban areas.

Families against 'bi-pods'
Finally, the AFA is expected to announce a boycott later this summer against Apple's high-profile and best-selling digital music player, the iPod, known to its many fans as the 'biPod'—a nod to a recent survey indicating that as many as 64% of the hipsters that sport the ubiquitous white head phones identify as bisexual.

Ad_gayPopularity of gay cars swells
But it is the AFA's new ban on Ford's gay cars and trucks that has set the tongues of industry analysts wagging. They say that say that the ban on Ford's gay cars and trucks is unlikely to sway the automaker, pointing to the company's recent announcement that it plans to rollout four new gay automobiles. With its new line of gay vehicles, Ford is hoping to grab a piece of the market share owned by the Toyota Prius, the nation's unofficial top gay car.

Here's a look at some of the new gay brands that could be swinging into a dealer near you as soon as next fall. [Click thumbnails to enlarge images.]

PowerStroke—for her
SuperdutyIn focus groups conducted by the automaker, lesbians gave strong favorability ratings to Ford's Super Duty, praising its massive torque of its PowerStroke Turbo Diesel engine. Said one soon-to-be owner of a shiny new truck in dark green satin: "I've never felt so in control before. I can finally be the diesel dyke I've always wanted to be."

S is for 'sinner'
SynGay men in densely populated urban areas are raving about the new Ford Synus (they've already rechristened it the 'sin wagon.') Fave features: an interior that can transform into a mini-home theater (perfect for porn) and club lighting that flashes to the beat of the techno music these drivers are sure to be listening to.

Driving both ways
FusionThe first sedan designed to explicitly appeal to the bisexual consumer, the Ford Fusion is for drivers who go both ways—but still crave the practicality of a family car. Committed 'bi,' or merely 'bi-curious,' you'll be sure to appreciate the Fusion's sensuous interior.

Wanted: gym bunnies
ShelbyYou: sleek, buff, and super-sexy. Your car? Ford's new Shelby, an ultra-sleek, dramatically muscular vehicle, perfect for the gym bunny who is out on the town. This cute coupe is wrapped in a sleek, muscular aluminum skin left bare and polished bright. Ford recommends that you drive it the same way.